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[ i am so sorry that rng decided this but. i guess whenever todomatsu goes to the bathrooms next, he will hear a voice coming from one of the stalls, accompanied by an emotional blast that's a mixture of pure panic, awkwardness, and embarrassment. ]
I hate to ask, but uh, help a brother out and pass some TP?
I hate to ask, but uh, help a brother out and pass some TP?
[ i am not sorry at all this is fantastic. uploads the icon of him reaching for toilet paper that i never thought i'd need. ]
Jeez...
[ the emotion here is just kind of an eyeroll, because don't you check first?? but he does tear off a length of like, 10 squares and pass it under the stall. ]
Here.
Jeez...
[ the emotion here is just kind of an eyeroll, because don't you check first?? but he does tear off a length of like, 10 squares and pass it under the stall. ]
Here.
[ this is the funniest possible result thank you so much for this gift. there's a wave of relief that drifts over the stall as the tp is grabbed, followed by a flush and an opening of the stall door. ]
Man, you're a lifesaver. Seriously, you always think you'll never end up in that kinda situation until you're already in deep... uh, no pun intended.
[ there's a split second where he ALMOST puts his hand out for a shake before he very suavely continues the forward motion to turn on the faucet and wash. he is cultured, he is not a barbarian. ]
Man, you're a lifesaver. Seriously, you always think you'll never end up in that kinda situation until you're already in deep... uh, no pun intended.
[ there's a split second where he ALMOST puts his hand out for a shake before he very suavely continues the forward motion to turn on the faucet and wash. he is cultured, he is not a barbarian. ]
[ yeah his eyebrows definitely start to raise before that hand continues its proper course to the faucet, but it's fine. he smiles. ]
Haha. Well, just keep that in mind in case I need you to return a favor sometime, okay?
[ if you're going to give him lifesaver status, he will use that as leverage in the future!!! ]
Anyway, it's a good idea to check the roll before you sit down. People can be pretty inconsiderate with this kind of thing.
Haha. Well, just keep that in mind in case I need you to return a favor sometime, okay?
[ if you're going to give him lifesaver status, he will use that as leverage in the future!!! ]
Anyway, it's a good idea to check the roll before you sit down. People can be pretty inconsiderate with this kind of thing.
[ bless ]
Honestly, yeah, if it's advanced enough for cold sleep pods it does seem kind of dumb that they don't have automated supply refill systems on a ship with more than 40 active crew members.
Maybe Shoma-kun could design one for them... he's really good at robot stuff, apparently.
Honestly, yeah, if it's advanced enough for cold sleep pods it does seem kind of dumb that they don't have automated supply refill systems on a ship with more than 40 active crew members.
Maybe Shoma-kun could design one for them... he's really good at robot stuff, apparently.
Yeah, that's the one.
When you put it that way, we really do have some serious overachievers here...
When you put it that way, we really do have some serious overachievers here...
[ catching up with ichiban outside the galley at some point ]
Kasuga-san! Want to work on those croissants tonight?
Kasuga-san! Want to work on those croissants tonight?
[ yeah, while he's acting fairly peppy right now, the vibes say that actually he's exhausted and kind of filled with existential dread and really doesn't want to go back to his empty room!!! so getting his mind off everything is definitely a major part of the goal here. ]
Uh, pretty much none, haha... I've done some regular cooking a few times, and one time I made chocolates...
Uh, pretty much none, haha... I've done some regular cooking a few times, and one time I made chocolates...
[ nods ]
Right!
[ then if ichiban uses his sweet galley access, he will follow him in! ]
Do you have a written recipe or are you just going from memory?
Right!
[ then if ichiban uses his sweet galley access, he will follow him in! ]
Do you have a written recipe or are you just going from memory?
[ LOOKS AWAY IN NOT REALIZING HE COULD HAVE JUST ORIGINALLY FOLLOWED DAHUT ]
Da-chan sent me a text with a recipe while we were makin' the original batch. No way I'd be able to wing something like this, haha. [ he pulls up his i.r.i.s. and forwards the recipe to todomatsu! ] All right, first thing is gathering the ingredients. Easy enough, yeah?
Da-chan sent me a text with a recipe while we were makin' the original batch. No way I'd be able to wing something like this, haha. [ he pulls up his i.r.i.s. and forwards the recipe to todomatsu! ] All right, first thing is gathering the ingredients. Easy enough, yeah?
Oh, good.
[ saves him a lot of typing that way! he pulls up the message and starts down the ingredient list. ]
Butter, flour, sugar, salt... yeast...?
[ he knows what yeast is, but he's definitely never used it, so he's not really sure what he's going to be looking for. is that a pantry thing? ]
Milk, eggs... [ nods ] Okay! I can get the dairy and eggs from the fridge if you want to get the dry stuff?
[ leave the yeast to the one who's seen it... ]
[ saves him a lot of typing that way! he pulls up the message and starts down the ingredient list. ]
Butter, flour, sugar, salt... yeast...?
[ he knows what yeast is, but he's definitely never used it, so he's not really sure what he's going to be looking for. is that a pantry thing? ]
Milk, eggs... [ nods ] Okay! I can get the dairy and eggs from the fridge if you want to get the dry stuff?
[ leave the yeast to the one who's seen it... ]
[ shortly after the hangman party because i think this is hilarious to have happen right after that exchange they had — it's a memory void!
and... oh god it is a memory (11:20 - 21:28, warnings for... checks notes... naked asses and sexual harassment). on one hand he is absolutely mortified to have this shared with ANYONE, but on the other, he's thanking the fucking lord that at least it's happening with a guy who can't say he's done much better.
(it's worth noting that this gross horny jackass in the memory with him is very clearly an identical twin or something.) ]
...Kasuga-san. Promise me you will never speak of this to anyone.
and... oh god it is a memory (11:20 - 21:28, warnings for... checks notes... naked asses and sexual harassment). on one hand he is absolutely mortified to have this shared with ANYONE, but on the other, he's thanking the fucking lord that at least it's happening with a guy who can't say he's done much better.
(it's worth noting that this gross horny jackass in the memory with him is very clearly an identical twin or something.) ]
...Kasuga-san. Promise me you will never speak of this to anyone.
[ honestly, the fact that todomatsu has an identical brother or five is the absolute last thing that ichiban would find weird about this situation. in fact, he doesn't flinch at all while watching. he takes the entire memory in stride—the strategy meeting with osomatsu, the meet-cute, the casual chatter, the bathroom break, the point of no return, the sudden plot twist, the walk of shame...
as it fades out, he places a hand on todomatsu's shoulder—a show of understanding, of solidarity. ]
You are a good boy, Totty.
as it fades out, he places a hand on todomatsu's shoulder—a show of understanding, of solidarity. ]
You are a good boy, Totty.
[ he has such incredibly mixed feelings about this response, and just stares back blankly for several long seconds. on one hand he's like, ugh gross, on the other it feels kind of mortifying to get what he's interpreting as pity from the 46 year old virgin, and on a third mutant hand that shouldn't exist it feels kind of nice getting this validation because he sure doesn't get a lot of it.
plus it's just kind of incredible to imagine anyone seeing that and not cringing. is this guy just immune to secondhand embarrassment???
his normal inclination here would be to pull away and push whoever was touching him off a cliff, but this time he just kind of stands there and slumps a little under the hand on his shoulder, wondering how he got here. ]
Um... thanks...
plus it's just kind of incredible to imagine anyone seeing that and not cringing. is this guy just immune to secondhand embarrassment???
his normal inclination here would be to pull away and push whoever was touching him off a cliff, but this time he just kind of stands there and slumps a little under the hand on his shoulder, wondering how he got here. ]
Um... thanks...
I mean, yeah, you did kind of go off the deep end there at the end...
[ he places his free hand on todomatsu's other shoulder, almost like he's... giving him a pep talk? complete with (what he hopes is) an invigorating little shake! ]
But your bro should've had your back, too! [ his eyebrows furrow. ] I don't know about your family dynamics or anything, but it sounded to me like you care a lot about him, pervy weirdo or not. Instead of being on your side, he just took advantage of the situation and left you in the dust... you trusted him not to mess this up for you, and he let you down when you needed him the most.
[ he claps his hands down on todomatsu's shoulders one more time before letting him go. ]
I'm serious, Todo-kun. I do think you're a good boy. —Nah, a good man.
[ he places his free hand on todomatsu's other shoulder, almost like he's... giving him a pep talk? complete with (what he hopes is) an invigorating little shake! ]
But your bro should've had your back, too! [ his eyebrows furrow. ] I don't know about your family dynamics or anything, but it sounded to me like you care a lot about him, pervy weirdo or not. Instead of being on your side, he just took advantage of the situation and left you in the dust... you trusted him not to mess this up for you, and he let you down when you needed him the most.
[ he claps his hands down on todomatsu's shoulders one more time before letting him go. ]
I'm serious, Todo-kun. I do think you're a good boy. —Nah, a good man.
Ahaha...
[ awkward laughter because YEAH HE SURE DID.....
but man, he's used to having five people ganging up on him whenever he dares to try to be a halfway respectable human being with or without them, so it's kind of wild to hear this take from someone other than himself. ]
You know, this is kind of funny to hear because everyone always acts like I'm this shitty sociopath for not wanting them to ruin my life.
[ sometimes they're kind of correct, actually, and he's not delusional enough to consider himself "a good man", but. a LOT of times they're just vindictive assholes because they don't want him to succeed if they don't, and it's really fucking annoying!! ]
[ awkward laughter because YEAH HE SURE DID.....
but man, he's used to having five people ganging up on him whenever he dares to try to be a halfway respectable human being with or without them, so it's kind of wild to hear this take from someone other than himself. ]
You know, this is kind of funny to hear because everyone always acts like I'm this shitty sociopath for not wanting them to ruin my life.
[ sometimes they're kind of correct, actually, and he's not delusional enough to consider himself "a good man", but. a LOT of times they're just vindictive assholes because they don't want him to succeed if they don't, and it's really fucking annoying!! ]
It's your life to live, man! Nothing shitty about that! I get that you're probably close with your brothers, but you gotta have your chance to shine, too. There's, what, five or six of you, if I heard right? But there's only one Todo-kun, so you gotta be the best Todo-kun you can be.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right!
[ that's what he's always saying!!! he's allowed to have his own life!!!
though at the same time he's kind of like, ugh, being the best out of six nothing-ass pieces of shit is one thing, but being the best version of himself sounds like a lot of work when he knows he's capable of a lot more than he does. his brothers might be the ones who drag him down and get him caught up in their pace, but he also doesn't usually fight it once he's there. it's nice having an excuse to do nothing.
but he's kind of enjoying this praise, so he's not going to ruin it by revealing what lazy trash he actually is. ]
Thanks, Kasuga-san.
[ that's what he's always saying!!! he's allowed to have his own life!!!
though at the same time he's kind of like, ugh, being the best out of six nothing-ass pieces of shit is one thing, but being the best version of himself sounds like a lot of work when he knows he's capable of a lot more than he does. his brothers might be the ones who drag him down and get him caught up in their pace, but he also doesn't usually fight it once he's there. it's nice having an excuse to do nothing.
but he's kind of enjoying this praise, so he's not going to ruin it by revealing what lazy trash he actually is. ]
Thanks, Kasuga-san.
Anytime, man. You need a hype man, I'm here for ya!
[ sure, it's memshare week, not emotionshare, but there's still something almost tangible that radiates off of ichiban that says means that with every fiber of his being.
but hey, speaking of memshare... looks like it's ichiban's turn! when they come out of the rift and back onto the eudora, ichiban... looks a little bashful. not ashamed, for sure, but maybe a little embarrassed at himself... ]
... Ah, man. Haha.
[ sure, it's memshare week, not emotionshare, but there's still something almost tangible that radiates off of ichiban that says means that with every fiber of his being.
but hey, speaking of memshare... looks like it's ichiban's turn! when they come out of the rift and back onto the eudora, ichiban... looks a little bashful. not ashamed, for sure, but maybe a little embarrassed at himself... ]
... Ah, man. Haha.
[ god. god!! that earnestness is so cringe, he doesn't know how to deal with it. or how to feel about the fact that he can't even bring himself to look down on him for it like he normally would. it's? kind of nice, actually?? what the fuck.
then it's memory time, and. damn, todomatsu hardly recognizes him like that. sure, the jumping into a gross river part definitely makes it feel more believable, but.
he just kind of Looks at him afterward like, how are you a real person???? you're more anime than he is, and he's a literal anime character!!!! ]
Huh... That was surprisingly cool.
then it's memory time, and. damn, todomatsu hardly recognizes him like that. sure, the jumping into a gross river part definitely makes it feel more believable, but.
he just kind of Looks at him afterward like, how are you a real person???? you're more anime than he is, and he's a literal anime character!!!! ]
Huh... That was surprisingly cool.
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