[ god. god!! that earnestness is so cringe, he doesn't know how to deal with it. or how to feel about the fact that he can't even bring himself to look down on him for it like he normally would. it's? kind of nice, actually?? what the fuck.
then it's memory time, and. damn, todomatsu hardly recognizes him like that. sure, the jumping into a gross river part definitely makes it feel more believable, but.
he just kind of Looks at him afterward like, how are you a real person???? you're more anime than he is, and he's a literal anime character!!!! ]
Okay, you got me there. It is a little humbling though, haha... people say it's cool or crazy of me to be like this, but I'm just being me. I know the world is a mess, but man, is it really that wild for someone to care?
[ kind of sighs because he doesn't really want to talk about them that much, but then— back into the void quick for a very brief second memory (04:13 - 05:20), both because it shows all six of them in a row and because as a modern day earth dude ichiban is one of the only characters in this game who will be able to appreciate this clip and i can't NOT use it.
Could've been some kinda secret code they used in front of you guys... I doubt they would've actually discussed anything in plain words in front of civilians like you in the same room, you know?
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then it's memory time, and. damn, todomatsu hardly recognizes him like that. sure, the jumping into a gross river part definitely makes it feel more believable, but.
he just kind of Looks at him afterward like, how are you a real person???? you're more anime than he is, and he's a literal anime character!!!! ]
Huh... That was surprisingly cool.
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[ poop shackles... ]
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Okay, you got me there. It is a little humbling though, haha... people say it's cool or crazy of me to be like this, but I'm just being me. I know the world is a mess, but man, is it really that wild for someone to care?
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...Kind of?
But I think it's also a little bit, like... first-glance gap moe. I don't think anyone expects an ex-Yakuza guy to be that wholesome.
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[ the very idea of this has shaken him to his core more so than anything else todomatsu could have ever said. ]
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[ you're just max shounen protag all the time despite being Old... ]
But to someone who didn't know what to expect.
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[ beat ]
Hang on, though, can we back up and review your stuff—how many identical brothers do you have?!
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and we're back. ]
...Five.
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Was that the former American president?!
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[ the halcyon pre-2016 days... ]
I still don't understand what the hell Hatabou actually does.
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[ yes, he is actually taking this seriously. ]