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[frotag]

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[frotag]

G... gap moe...

[ the very idea of this has shaken him to his core more so than anything else todomatsu could have ever said. ]

[drymonster]

I mean, once anyone actually talks to you I don't think there's much of a gap at all.

[ you're just max shounen protag all the time despite being Old... ]

But to someone who didn't know what to expect.

[frotag]

... Yeah, okay, I getcha when you say it like that.

[ beat ]

Hang on, though, can we back up and review your stuff—how many identical brothers do you have?!

[drymonster]

[ kind of sighs because he doesn't really want to talk about them that much, but then— back into the void quick for a very brief second memory (04:13 - 05:20), both because it shows all six of them in a row and because as a modern day earth dude ichiban is one of the only characters in this game who will be able to appreciate this clip and i can't NOT use it.

and we're back. ]

...Five.

[frotag]

W—

Was that the former American president?!

[drymonster]

Apparently?? Though he was still the president at the time, which makes it even crazier.

[ the halcyon pre-2016 days... ]

I still don't understand what the hell Hatabou actually does.

[frotag]

I mean, info trading is a real thing. I got a couple friends who're in the business... yours might be part of the criminal underworld, man.

[drymonster]

Yeah, but is "American dog" really info...? I don't think he has any to sell.

[frotag]

Could've been some kinda secret code they used in front of you guys... I doubt they would've actually discussed anything in plain words in front of civilians like you in the same room, you know?

[ yes, he is actually taking this seriously. ]