Oh. Right. Should we hustle outta here before we get jumped?
[ because it looks like some of the barflies are slowly starting to congregate around them, now that more people have taken note of such a hot-blooded individual. "aren't the locals cool with tourists and not eating them" let us have our vampire chase!!! ]
[ oh cool let's be outlaws together! "ichiban didn't do anything" yeah he gets accused of committing crimes anyway it's the ykz protag lot in life ]
Yeah, no arguments there. [ he starts to stand up from his seat, but the crowd seems to be closing in on them. hmmmm. ] ... Can we help you fellas out?
[ ichiban is about to follow throné's lead when one of the men grabs his wrist to stop him from progressing. he bristles, though he does not react besides shaking the offender's hand off of his arm and glaring. the serious expression he has on now mixed with the suit does kind of lend a little more credence to the idea of him having been an ex-yakuza once upon a time. ]
Hey, pal, easy. I don't wanna cause any trouble for anybody. Besides, you guys probably just confused my friend for someone else. Right, Necchan?
well this is unfortunately a little sexy to throné so ig there's that]
That's right. There's plenty of women who look like me. [she hums, shifting. the slit in her skirt - that runs up real high, it's practically at her hips - moves just enough to reveal the knife strapped to her thigh.] So I suppose we'll just be going.
[... and she gives him a look, because the second they get outside they're running lets go lets fucking book it]
[ oh, he knows The Look very well, and acknowledges it with a simple nod, nothing more. he brusquely shoulders his way through the people standing between him and throné, and together, they walk toward the doors...
then, right before they clear the threshold, ichiban grabs a bar table and tosses it behind them to try and deter their would-be pursuers before getting the FUCK outta there!! ]
she does, in fact, laugh at the fact that he throws an entire table at them - there's like, shouting and absolutely flabbergasted noises coming from the place as throné takes off down into an alleyway, assuming ichiban is going to follow her]
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considers.
closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. ]
Throné, I promise you, no one here wants to bang me.
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Don't be ridiculous. That suit looks good on you. [like she's not interested but she can be objective???
idk why she's arguing with him about whether or not the vampires in this room want to eat him or screw him but like she's doing it]
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Wha—? Y-you mean it?
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Of course I do. You clean up nicely. And your suit fits you, which is more than I can say for some of the men I've met.
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she kind of just gives him a very bemused look.]
You can buy me a drink when there isn't a room full of people staring at us, I think. [she is not concerned in the least about this, but you know.]
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[ because it looks like some of the barflies are slowly starting to congregate around them, now that more people have taken note of such a hot-blooded individual. "aren't the locals cool with tourists and not eating them" let us have our vampire chase!!! ]
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[i mean listen i'm gonna be 100% honest with you throné has been pickpocketing people all day so i imagine they are less cool with her]
Wouldn't want this to be dinner and a show. [slowly standing up, because she is apparently not bothered by being surrounded like a cool squeenix]
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Yeah, no arguments there. [ he starts to stand up from his seat, but the crowd seems to be closing in on them. hmmmm. ] ... Can we help you fellas out?
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I don't know what you're talking about. Come along, Ichiban. [the tone is very heel, boy, as she starts to move for the door i'm sorry]
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Hey, pal, easy. I don't wanna cause any trouble for anybody. Besides, you guys probably just confused my friend for someone else. Right, Necchan?
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well this is unfortunately a little sexy to throné so ig there's that]
That's right. There's plenty of women who look like me. [she hums, shifting. the slit in her skirt - that runs up real high, it's practically at her hips - moves just enough to reveal the knife strapped to her thigh.] So I suppose we'll just be going.
[... and she gives him a look, because the second they get outside they're running lets go lets fucking book it]
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then, right before they clear the threshold, ichiban grabs a bar table and tosses it behind them to try and deter their would-be pursuers before getting the FUCK outta there!! ]
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she does, in fact, laugh at the fact that he throws an entire table at them - there's like, shouting and absolutely flabbergasted noises coming from the place as throné takes off down into an alleyway, assuming ichiban is going to follow her]