Man, it wasn't an apple-sized apple—it was more like a sumo wrestler, if a sumo wrestler's body was a huge golden apple and its arms and legs were deadly retractable roots.
Sounds like it. Somehow Baiken's always fine and it continues to impress and terrify me all at once. [ god. ] We...didn't have anything like that on our side. We just had to get to the top floor of the casino.
[ this does not explain why they were all coated in blood and gore. ]
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Oh. I'm glad you could get a replacement, but that sounds...not great. [ of course you went with eye loss. ] Was it at the same time Throné lost her leg?
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Yeah. We, uh... got pretty messed up, as you could probably tell. Goddamn apple.
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You guys keep mentioning an apple but I have no idea what you're even talking about. How do you fight a fruit?
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[ this does not explain why they were all coated in blood and gore. ]