[ as he lets her hand go, he throws his arm around her (thank u affection week) and mimes introducing her to a hypothetical third party. ]
"Yeah, this is my friend Cammy! How did we meet? Well, see, funny thing is... she turned into a vampire and tore a chunk out of my neck so I punched her in the face. But, don't worry about that, it's fine—we're cool now! All water under the bridge and whatnot."
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...
[She is taking his hand. She is flabbergasted but she is taking his hand. This is not an adult human man, surely.]
Let's hope so. Nice to meet you too.
[SHE DOES MEAN IT IT'S JUST. WHY THIS. tHESE CIRCUMSTANCES. HIS SUNSHINE.
Let her retreat to HBO brooding gloom.]
HAUNTS YOU also 1/2
[ as he lets her hand go, he throws his arm around her (thank u affection week) and mimes introducing her to a hypothetical third party. ]
"Yeah, this is my friend Cammy! How did we meet? Well, see, funny thing is... she turned into a vampire and tore a chunk out of my neck so I punched her in the face. But, don't worry about that, it's fine—we're cool now! All water under the bridge and whatnot."
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Huh, I'm gettin' deja vu...
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