Please, you're the closest thing to a shounen protagonist I've ever seen in real life. Look at that dialogue!
[ the vibes that accompany this are just like, fond and impressed rather than judgmental, though. which is kind of the opposite of how his words and thoughts usually relate. ]
And see, that's the problem — how do you get that motivation to not just toss the towel in the hamper for someone else to wash? Like, 70% of what drives me to do anything is self-preservation, either physical or social.
[ though the black eye from that memory makes it pretty clear that that isn't always his priority. ]
Guess I just need to get trapped on fleshy murder ships more often to kick my ass into gear.
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[ the vibes that accompany this are just like, fond and impressed rather than judgmental, though. which is kind of the opposite of how his words and thoughts usually relate. ]
And see, that's the problem — how do you get that motivation to not just toss the towel in the hamper for someone else to wash? Like, 70% of what drives me to do anything is self-preservation, either physical or social.
[ though the black eye from that memory makes it pretty clear that that isn't always his priority. ]
Guess I just need to get trapped on fleshy murder ships more often to kick my ass into gear.
[ ... ]
I probably shouldn't joke about that.